Tag: humor
group name: braincoredump
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February 28, 2007 02:29 PM EST --
A blonde walks into a department store and heads to a table that has a lot of newfangled products on display. She spotted a certain item that was silver, long, and formed in a cylinderic shape. A salesman, . . . more
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July 12, 2008 01:18 PM EDT --
I am so frakking annoyed at McDonalds
Right now, I'm recovering. Five minutes ago I looked like a drowned water rat. I'm venting.
I dropped off my sister and her kids at her house and . . . more
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March 03, 2007 05:45 AM EST --
A lady friend of mine just sent me this in an e-mail. Thought I'd share it:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They . . . more
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July 29, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
I have lived in Arizona since 2000 and I have only seen two scorpions on my property in that time. Neither event was anything worthy of a traumatic scorpion story that gets passed down for generations. . . . more
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May 20, 2007 04:37 PM EDT --
I spent an hour outside just now and well, I learned a few funny things that I thought that I would share.
1. This one is something we all know yet never seem to remember....There is no such . . . more
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April 15, 2008 10:40 AM EDT --
As a community, how are we to respond to this information? Outrage? Guarded optimism? I suggest forming three think tanks, one to concentrate on Mike, another for Apryl, and a third to analyze all . . . more
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March 03, 2007 05:41 PM EST --
New York City (AP)- The majority of the city is asking the relevent question "what the hell is that?" the discovery of zebra/alligators in the sewer system. Somehow, something snuck out, made . . . more
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March 10, 2007 10:36 AM EST --
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-20 about 2 miles west of the
Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician . . . more
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July 30, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
For the back story, you may want to refer the post I put up yesterday, “Tales from the Scorpion Files” . I have made it no secret that I abhor scorpions and just about every other insect that . . . more
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March 10, 2007 11:14 AM EST --
The Boomtown Rats' classic song summed up what we all feel: "Tell me why I don't like Mondays." Whether you call it the blues or the blahs, for everyone who works the typical Monday through . . . more
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June 20, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
A quick question: I'm stuck and you can help me out.
I download podcasts of radio shows to listen to when working out at the gym. Car Talk on NPR is one of my favorites.
I've noticed . . . more
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August 08, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
As I am apparently being drafted to run for the nation’s highest office, I thought I should clarify my positions on several key issues.
Unlike most politicians, I like to keep my political . . . more
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February 10, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
The new week is starting and we here at Writing Essentials: Humor Monday are going to do our best to send you out into the world with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Well, at least the smile . . . more
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February 25, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
It's been quite a morning on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine funny writing for today:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
How to Write Good Sex by Jack . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:11 PM EDT --
Welcome to Humor Monday Update.
Not only are there plenty of posts here to get your week off to an amusing start, there is excellent prose and poetry as . . . more
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March 19, 2007 09:51 AM EDT --
A varied selection of quotes (once again, I must apologise for the spacing...the "remove formatting" tool appears to have no effect on it):
"To laugh often and much; to win the . . . more
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September 10, 2007 04:24 AM EDT --
How many Gather members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT --
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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May 27, 2007 02:21 AM EDT --
Did you ever wake up from a nap, or from a dream, and realize you can't move your arm?(of course it wakes up in about ten minutes, but dayum)
Have you ever been rewinding a video, or fast . . . more
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